Yanni arrested in alleged domestic dispute
After he forced his “girlfriend” onto the bed and held her down to prove that he’s not gay, she kicked him in the groin and continued to laugh hysterically until police arrived.
Kirby Puckett, 45, dies of stroke
Apparently, Puck put on about 3000 lbs. in his retirement.
Superman’s widow, 44, dies of cancer
The Curse of Superman lives on. Hackman’s next.
Pedro blows out tire on Florida Turnpike
“Fortunately, his customized rims with the No. 45 in the middle weren’t damaged, but he’s now stuck taking his white H2 Hummer to work.” Hootey hoo.
Hood College elects lesbian as homecoming king
Yo, I’m all for lesbian rights and all that, trust me, but this is ridiculous. I demand that tennis and golf be made unisex sports, and then we’ll see how many lesbian homecoming kings we have. By the way, this has been done before by far uglier chicks. Buzzkill.
