Memorial pancake breakfast held for girl who was flattened by a steamroller
What the? Possibly the poorest taste I’ve ever heard of. But only because every bite of pancake would be from Denny’s. The blueberries represent her screams. Touching.
Super Unlucky Dog Has Unfortunate Name
On top of being hit by a car, and shot by BBs around his fractured hip, the dog’s name is Gaylord. Kinda like the dog with three legs named Lucky, but the opposite.
Police Say Disney Gang Rape Claims Were False
Way to sweep that under the rug, there, Mickey.
2006 Oscars are 2nd-least-watched ever
You know how we always say Hollywood has run out of ideas and pumps out nothing but crap? Well, if the Oscar ratings are any indication, we’re right. The worst ratings came in 2003 when Chicago won. Reese Who-therspoon?
