So there once was a gal named Kelly. When Kelly was young, her family moved to Colorado. Terrible, terrible mistake. Upon moving to Colorado, Kelly was called a “dyke” because people in Colorado don’t know what dyke means and call everybody a dyke. But as it turns out, they were right.
You see, inside of Kelly’s head and throughout her body lives a man. A man named “Keelin”. While I can’t understand why anyone would choose the name “Keelin” to represent their transexual male side, I can understand wanting to kill myself for living in Colorado.
Either way, as you can tell, Kelly has about as many issues as she has testosterone. “I love women, I love having sex I also would love to play with guys that could handle a super diesel dyke,” she muses. Yikes, stripes, diesel dyke gum.
Boston Globe article about her
Bates College athletics profile
His/her myspace page
Is “dyke” another way of saying “John Elway”?
Comment by Earl Boykins is actually 9 feet tall. — March 3, 2006 @ 1:11 pm
You tell us. You’ve been called a dyke. Did they mean to call you John Elway?
Comment by chris — March 3, 2006 @ 1:25 pm
I think it all depends on where in the state you happen to be located. As a general rule, the closer you get to Colorado Springs, the higher the chance that “dyke” translates roughly to “evil homo spawn of satan.” I think that as you move further west into the mountains, the term “dyke” takes on more of an Elway-esque character. I’m pretty sure that in the Eastern plains of Colorado being called a dyke means that you’re out of sugar or you have a flat tire. I’m starting to wonder what happens if you call John Elway a dyke.
Comment by Earl Boykins is actually 9 feet tall. — March 3, 2006 @ 5:24 pm
Please, please, please capture that on video when you do. Please.
Comment by chris — March 3, 2006 @ 6:02 pm
Odds are that Elway will be too drunk to care. He’ll probably just try to sell me a car. Something shitty with a “What would Scooby Do?” bumper sticker on it…really low class.
Comment by Earl Boykins is actually 9 feet tall. — March 3, 2006 @ 8:45 pm