Tank
Cats love tanks. When a tat gets curious and starts sniffing a tank, watch its face get drilled by 10″ flames and scorching magnesium. Ahhh, so sweet.
Skylab 12″ missile
I always wanted to shoot down SkyLab with a Skylab missile. Simply a matter of getting it there.
Saturn missile battery
Loud and unpredictable. Like Anna Nicole Smith, but they do far less damage to America.
Komodo 3000 fountain
Ah, old Komodo. Like Andre 3000, this 3000 is a cross-over hit, popular among both the projectile and fire crowds. While shooting tiny shrapnel over 50 yards into the air, King Komodo will also burst into a huge, 20′ flame, wowing audiences. Snackmaster, there’s a new 3K on the block. Recognize.
Jumping Jacks
Fun to throw at friends. A good way to learn how to gamble.
