Domino’s Founder Wants to Build Ultra-Conservative Roman Catholic Freakshow Town in Florida
With no abortion, pr0n, or birth control, this Catholic bastion will be like Ireland in the 1800’s: overcrowded and dumb. The cult compound-like town will be built around Ave Maria University, which was founded sometime between now and when your parents got their first car. Good stuff.
Purple Nurpler gets 4 days in juvie
Thought I’d take this opportunity to give a shout out to my cousin, Johan, who has twist-proof, invincible nipples. Unreal. He could be our President someday.
Kentucky car hits “small bump”, goes airborne, crashes into mobile home
Somehow, the car flew into Juan Diaz’s bedroom and crashed into his headboard. But ol’ Juan is doin’ fine. He plans on spending the rest of the day drinking lemonade on his veranda and singing songs to Old Dixie.
Dog Impaled By Stick During Game Of Fetch
Upon further review, the dog came down with all four paws in-bounds while maintaining possession of the stick. The call on the field is overturned.
With no porn or racy television, that town is going to have some seriously repressed gay catholic priests and parochial school officials! Beware chiildren of “Catholictown”!
Comment by Dangle — March 3, 2006 @ 12:47 pm
Yeah, kids! Nighty night! Keep ya bunghole tight!
Comment by chris — March 3, 2006 @ 12:52 pm