Mammoth bats - Everything was bigger in the Jurassic period. Bats could grow to 20′ long, which basically made them big flying burritos. Tyrannosaurs could nab them out of the air with ease and turn one into a furry buffet in no time.

Hadrosaurs - The dinosaur picked on most by the T-Rexes, mostly because they couldn’t run very fast, throw very far, and tended to drive nerdy cars.

Trees - Sometimes food supplies ran a little low, so T-Rexes had to eat trees, which are like broccoli to them. If a Rex could top a tree with some cheese-like tar or a victim’s blood, they became much more palatable.

Strawberries - Perhaps their favorite food, strawberries were found in giant sizes back in the day, just large enough to fit in the Rex’s hilariously short arms. Bon appetit.

Ed Regis - Ah, that poor lawyer from Jurassic Park. No photos of ye exist on the web, and the only reason people remember ye is because ye got chomped by a T-Rex while you were in an outhouse. Ha!