Latest World Sex Slave Rankings Are Out

Iraq: A-
USA: B+
Sweden: B
Germany: B
Libya: C
UK: D
Canada: F
China: F————²

It was a tough year for Canadian sex slaves in 2005, with a record of 4,502 tortures and 9,324 deaths throughout the industry. The USA, on the other hand, despite having over twelve times Canada’s population, had only 530 tortured sex slaves, 103 dead, and 43 permanently disfigured.

Church bus used for sex, drug parties

I don’t understand why companies don’t operate buses that just drive around and have drug and sex parties. I bet there’s a huge market for it.

‘Crash’ Has Most Curse Words of Best Picture Nominees

182 curses, incl. 99 f-bombs puts it well ahead of ‘Brokeback Mountain’ with only 92 and ‘Munich’ with a pathetic 22 curse words. ‘Platoon’ is by far the record with 329, ‘Deer Hunter’ second with 208, and ‘Casablanca’ is third with 199.

High School Wrestlers Practice On Animals

I think it’s a poor reflection on the animal kingdom if two young people can wrestle with lions, tigers, and bears unharmed. If this was 50 years ago, they’d be fighting over teen loin at the dinner table within five minutes.