New! A potato taste sensation! Oh yeah!
New ChipLash! is a new potato chip that is so radical, it’ll give you whiplash! Every bite will snap your neck, and leave your parents wondering “what got into him/her??”
Rock on!
Try our new bold nacho cheese flavor today! It’s like a high-speed, head-on collision in your mouth!
Totally awesome!
After realizing he sent ‘em a ton of troops and money, overthrew its government, levelled the economy, and pissed off a bunch of heroin addicts, ol’ Dubya decided he’d go visit the nation that has been such a knife wound in America’s side for the last five years. How long did he stay? Four hours. About as long as Osama stayed there before he shaved, got a facelift, and moved back to Riyadh. Osama’s starting to take on a Jim Morrison/Elvis quality.
