Monthly Archives: February 2006
Went snowmobilin’ all day. Nearly tore most of my important muscles, including the groin. Made it though, caught some air, and shocked a moose. More coming…
In the last 24 hours, we’ve skied Brighton, gone drinking in Park City (O’Shucks to be exact), chased coyotes, hit the hot tub, and been in just about every canyon in the area. Tomorrow, snowmobiling somewhere near Wyoming. Billions of pics coming soon.
Vacation update time, mmhmm!
Kicked it at Alta yesterday. Rocked the rocks of the Spiral Jetty today. Here’s one of roughly 1,572 pics to come…
In an affront to my daily shenanigans, I was signed up for a training course in Crystal Reports by a co-worker and now I’m here all day today and tomorrow. The dude said not to browse the web during class, but give me a break. See you on the other side…
Tickets go on sale on Feb. 11th @ 10 AM. I have a strong feeling that I’m going. The acts are better than Coachella, it’s much closer, and, hell, the whole thing is just better. Be there or be square.
Most excited about: Radiohead
Best individual: tie: Beck/Buddy Guy
Best individual name: Toubab Krewe
Best really old act: Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Best DJ: Sasha
Best beat box: Balkan Beat Box
Best “Steel” band: Steel Pulse
Best “&…” act: Ricky Skaggs & Kentucky Thunder
On Saturday, three chums and I will embark on a week-long expedition to ski in Utah, as well as to corrupt all of the innocent, Mormon female youths. My goal for the trip is to have 14 wives and zero broken bones. Other than that, pretty much just wingin’ it. Our options are:
Alta – 128″ base, powder + groomed, 116 runs
Beaver Mountain – 87″ base, machine packed, 30 runs
Deer Valley – 90″ base, packed powder, 92 runs
Park City – 92″ base, groomed, 101 runs
Snowbird – 116″ base, machine groomed, 84 runs
Solitude – 118″ base, packed powder, 64 runs
The Canyons – 79″ base, packed powder, 145 runs
Stephanie from Full House talks about meth addiction
Now there’s some trivia. Which Full House cast member was addicted to meth? Not Marykate? Not Ashley? Not Saget? Color me shocked. She was like the 90′s Jan Brady, which explains the meth.
Related: Beauty Tips from Meth Addicts
Dennis Rodman resigns as Lingerie Bowl Commissioner
The event’s future is in chaos, as directors plan not to name Asst. Commish Mugsy Bogues to full duties. There was a nationwide search for a person qualified enough to manage scores of sexy models playing football in lingerie. Don’t bother applying, I’ve already accepted the position.
Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth
Imagine Ashlee Simpson and Eddie Van Halen on stage together…
Chandelier made from every human bone
Only in Czechland.
Graphic sex ed freaks students out
Teaching that to 5th-grade boys is like teaching pole-vaulting to quadraplegics.
