Typo leads meth addicts to phone sex line
Is it just me or are phone sex vendors the most clever, savvy people in the world? Seems like they always have a sex chat line one number off from a helpline. This is about the 240,623th story exactly like this in the last year.
Grandmother: Nigerians ‘planted drug in my gnomes’
Sure, blame the Nigerians for your gnome’s coke habit.
Nuggets’ Ruben Patterson must register as sex offender
Another class act in the Nuggets organization. Patterson follows other such players with convictions as Robert Pack (arson), Kenyon Martin (Class XII pedophilia), and Dikembe Mutombo (1st degree armed robbery).
Man-made prostate created by women
I think I’ll just hang on to my original prostate, thanks.
I have officially alerted the Colorado border patrol to immediately “neutralize” you upon any perceived attempt to enter the state. It should be said that I have made sure that Jake Plummer will be in no way responsible for your “neutralization”. God knows what could go wrong.
Comment by Earl Boykins is actually 9 feet tall. — February 24, 2006 @ 8:26 pm