Four-year-old wins curling gold medal
A young darkhorse from Romania captured gold in the individual curling event yesterday, nearly setting a points record in the process. According to Romanian coaches, the boy has been practicing the sport since he was 2, an age when most Romanian boys go to work.
“This may discredit the entire sport. Well, destroy whatever credit it may have had. You know what? Nevermind.”, said International Curling Assoc. president Robert Smalls.
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Big Pussy Italian Olympic Leisure Correspondent |
| I walked into the Albanian training area and found a few guys watching The Sopranos. I didn’t know they had the show over here, so I asked them how they’re able to watch. When they said it’s a bootleg DVD, I shot their TV and pistol-whipped a few of them. Today’s lesson: Don’t steal from BP. |
