Kid Rock sues to stop sale of sex tape with Scott Stapp
“Gooooolden streeeams…”
I think this is a firm indication that celebrity sex tapes have jumped the shark. Also, Scott Stapp truly has to be the winner of the “Guy Who Won’t Go Away” award.
Malden, MA city hall has 5-star gay bathroom
As to be expected. Newton, on the other hand, has some top-shelf ladies stripping in all bathrooms every day from 11am to 5pm. So don’t bother me in the afternoon.
Storm drops dark brown snow in Colorado
I don’t want to say that God’s crapping on the state, but how else is He going to get the point across that Jake Plummer sucks?
Glad we didn’t sign him to a four-year deal. All because of his “violent hip rotation”. Hm, actually, our new band name should be Violent Hip Rotation.
Teen arrested after MySpace.com posting
“Angel o’ death on wings o’ lead” will soon be “Praying for death behind bars of steel”.
