Ol’ Double-D has been terrorizing salespeople by inviting them into the dressing room to show off tight-fitting underwear. Can you blame him?
Teeth discovered in mutant chickens
“It was like finding gold in the bathroom.”
Google in court for copying porno
Yeah, I seem to recall them copying some reverse-hand dog porn in order to bolster their image archive of J.J. Redick. Shame on you, you pervs.
Ice at fast-food restaurants dirtier than toilet water
Humans are now officially dirtier than dogs. Way to go, people. I bet the food in fast-food places is even dirtier than the actual toilet.
Cal-Berkeley’s law school director sends out 7,000 acceptance e-mails with only 500 spots available
Let’s see, 6,500 people who are going to be pretty upset. That boils down to two guys actually trying to kill him, ten people who manipulate his credit report, and 100 who will resort to mail or phone threats. Gonna be a fun week.
