I did a Google image search for “whoop” and there are a handful of people making gun shapes with their hands. What the #$@%? kind of crazy country do we live in?

After getting denied by Dali in Somerville, we moved on to Henrietta’s Table in Harvard Square’s Charles Hotel. At first, with the lobby of stuffed animals and cookware, it feels like a Cracker Barrel, but then the bar dresses it up and the menu is the real attraction.

Honestly, the food seems a little out of place in such a light, wooden restaurant, but it’s much better to be pleasantly surprised by the menu than the opposite. To start, I rocked the crab & corn chowder, thus ensuring my adequate Vitamin C intake for the day. It had more big potato chunks than necessary, though. Hitting me up with a double G&T was a good idea by the waitress.

For my entree, I had the lamb shank, which you could make fall off the bone just by blowing on it. Tender vittles, it was, and hash browns and zinfandel along with it were a great combo for me to slide right into dessert on. I went with the black forest cheesecake & some Grand Marnier, and I definitely do not regret it.

The service was alright. The hostess was a complete moron and I was pretty surprised that someone that stupid would be working there. The waitress and help were all nice but a little slow, but I guess this is how we bust their chops. If our waitress was in the Olympics, she’d be called “Slo-Jo”. Nah, that’s a little harsh.

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American Ice Dancer Wins Gold Medal for Hotness

This fine fillie is officially the hottest olympian the U.S. has ever had. I think she may have won a gold medal in her real event, I’m not sure, bue either way, she can get on my podium any time.

I don’t remember her name, but it’s like Belbin or Gelbin or Golgi or something. Does it even matter?

Idaho boy calls Bode Miller “worst scam of the year”

A six-year-old boy from Boise, Idaho has declared Bode Miller the biggest lie of 2006, only two months into the year. “He doesn’t deserve to have a Nike commercial. He doesn’t even deserve to wear shoes. I hate Bode Miller,” he told the Boise Sentinel. He went on: “Bode Miller probably likes little boys, and since he can’t molest them while he’s in Italy, he’s having withdrawal problems.”

	Big Pussy Italian Olympic Leisure Correspondent
	To celebrate Presidents’ Day, I watched the USA vs. Canada in curling. About halfway through, I pulled an M-80 out of my pocket, lit it, and threw it down on the ice right next to the Canadians. They didn’t know what hit ‘em for like 20 minutes. Pigrones.

‘Monster’ Cat In China Weighs 33 Pounds

Fattie likes to eat 6 lbs. of chicken and pork a day - just like yo mama. But seriously, I have my suspicions that this isn’t a cat, but a dwarf albino panda. Dwarf albino pandas gotta be a lot more common than 33-lb. cats.

Michael Jackson Impostor Crashes Boston Fundraiser

Hats off to this jokester. Boston needs more celebrity impostors. It’s sad to think all the events in our city go unmolested by fake Jackos and Joe Pescis. Shame on us.

Virginia completely rocked by < 1" of snow

“We’re just telling folks not to drive if they don’t have to.”

Ex-porn star mom buys lap dances to preach about God

A quick visit to jcsgirls.com (SFW, i think) reveals a confusing mix of religion and fully-clothed hotties. I’m kinda afraid to click on any of the links at work since there could be a page with graphic nudity or harsh Christian rhetoric. Not sure which is worse.