February 17, 2006

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Frat busted for hazing goat sex

solemnThat poor little goat. One day he’s frolicking in a pasture, the next day he’s got a sore behind and is an orphan in an animal shelter. Please, someone claim the goat and help him get his revenge on the frat. The ol’ Massive Cannon of Goat Feces usually does a good job.

House candidate admits former work as prostitute

He called himself “Todd Sharpe”, a fake name, as a whore. A much different strategy of using one’s real name to whore, such as “Ashley Silverthorne”. Interesting.

High schooler expelled for getting a hummer

No, not an SUV. Watch the video. Bubba explains it all.

Cleric announces $1 million bounty on prophet cartoonist

As the race to World War III continues, some guy is offering a million bucks to kill the cartoonist. I’m considering doing it just because I’m sick of this whole deal. Do these people just have infinite riot energy? I may have to update the Riot Style Guide to include ‘em.

News — Posted by: chris @ 11:26 am


2 Comments »

  1. Is goat sex a normal hazing event in kentucky colleges?


    Comment by SnackMaster3000 — February 17, 2006 @ 3:05 pm
  2. Some, but not all. Administrators across the state have really cracked down on it since 36 goats died from sexual injuries in 2001


    Comment by chris — February 17, 2006 @ 3:13 pm

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