Olympic athletes fond of Italian porn vending machines
Torino - If there’s one thing good that Italy has given us in the last ten years, it’s definitely these vending machines. They should put ham sandwich & cigarette vending machines right next to them.
Downhill skier attacked by Alpine yeti before run
Sestriere - Minutes before his 2nd qualifying run in the Men’s downhill, French racer Sebastian Montbleu disappeared into the snowy forest, last seen from a distance by an on-looker being dragged into the trees, apparently motionless. There is a manhunt on for him with several dozen authorities trying to track him down.
Man finds gold medal in salad bar
Sauze d’Oulx - A British man attending the games found a gold medal from this year’s games in the ranch dressing container of a cafeteria salad bar. “I wanted a big scoop of ranch to put on my cereal, and when I dipped the ladle, I literally struck gold,” he recalled. He later turned it in.
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Big Pussy Italian Olympic Leisure Correspondent |
| Last night I ran into Wayne Gretzky at a medal ceremony and I told him that if Tocchet goes down, then he’ll go down. That’s a promise. Then I stuck a steak knife in his leg to let him know I mean it. |
