Duce’s Bling Bagged In Strip Scuffle
Duce Staley’s Super Bowl ring got jacked along with some serious cash. Suspects named in the case include current Denver quarterback, Jake Plummer. After admitting involvement in the robbery, Plummer said he “accidentally threw it away”, once again costing a man the opportunity of wearing a Super Bowl ring.
Bobby Brown’s daughter’s myspace page gets her in trouble
LaPrinzia, 16, or whatever her name is, has apparently sipped tha juice, made out with girls, and done all sorts of things that every teen on myspace has. Expect her to be kidnapped soon.
Sheep Abuser Must Register as Sex Offender
It says he has prior convictions for uttering and publishing. Does anyone have a clue what that means? If it’s regarding graphic sex with livestock, nevermind.
Vietnamese man hasn’t slept since 1973
Imagine having 24 awake hours a day? Best life ever.
