No one shows up for Men’s figure skating
Torino - Last night on PTI, Wilbon said it best when he said “I’ve got 500 channels,” meaning that he’d sooner watch anything in the world he possibly could before he watched the men’s figure skating. I accidentally saw a flash of it, and I’m pretty sure they’re all just trannies now.
Chinese chick explosively falls during routine
Torino - Check out the video. This is possibly the best crash since that Russian gal busted her whole face on the ice a while back.
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Big Pussy Italian Olympic Leisure Correspondent |
| A guy sitting next to me at the slalom finals told me there’s an Italian legend of a unicorn in the Alps around Torino, so I took my gun to the forest. Something in the trees moved and scared me, so I shot it, but it was just a hiker. I’m going to go out looking again tomorrow. |
