In an affront to my daily shenanigans, I was signed up for a training course in Crystal Reports by a co-worker and now I’m here all day today and tomorrow. The dude said not to browse the web during class, but give me a break. See you on the other side…
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Godspeed, little doodle. Godspeed.
Comment by Flozie — February 2, 2006 @ 10:39 am
The teacher just crashed his program, and didn’t save it, so he’s having to rebuild everything we just learned. What a chode
Comment by chris — February 2, 2006 @ 11:03 am
Is that related the Crystal Segate Reports? we had that as an add on to ARC View 3.2 and never used it…
heard it was lovely though
Comment by SnackMaster3000 — February 2, 2006 @ 1:16 pm
I have no clue, dude. Sounds like a real whale’s ass of a program.
So I managed to survive the day and get home by 3 and only two casualties. What a country.
Comment by chris — February 2, 2006 @ 3:19 pm
Is it related to the crystal that goes up your nose and fuels the Minnesota Whore of the Year Contest? Isn’t it about that time again? I know that it’s tough in the salary cap era, but I’ve got my money on Ashley for the repeat in ‘06. Until the crystal starts corroding her teeth and skin, that whore is gonna be unstoppable.
Comment by Meatwad — February 6, 2006 @ 3:35 pm
Dude, you’re so right.
As a law student, at what point does this become slander & defamation of character?
Cause I’ll go as far as I can.
Comment by chris — February 8, 2006 @ 5:00 am
I do not know..i think Ashley is cleaning up her act..
http://www.mndaily.com/articles/2005/10/20/65713
Comment by SnackMaster3000 — February 9, 2006 @ 10:39 am
Funny, the article makes no mention of whoring. Though it does say something about eight months of unprotected sex. Is that something that costs extra, or is it included? I’ll find out about the Mass. libel law, because I have the feeling that Ashley’s been training hard and I’d hate to see the competition canceled on account of some silly law.
Comment by Ben — February 15, 2006 @ 12:47 am
Holy crap, dude! I just now saw that link. I wonder if her husband knows her seedy past.
Whores are awesome.
Comment by chris — February 15, 2006 @ 7:50 am
To add to her already impressive whoring history, Ashley is really pushing the envelope in ‘06 by living in a trailer in someplace called Coon Rapids and using her grandpa’s SCHOOL BUS for day care. Brilliant. That’s a parenting decision that only could have been made someone who loved high school so much that she waited until she was 21 to graduate. Bang up job, Ashley. That kid of yours will be president one day.
Comment by Master Shake — February 16, 2006 @ 3:17 pm
The area directly around her trailer is known as “Poon Rapids”. I wouldn’t let my kid get into a bus with her, but I sure would. I’ve always had a school bus driver fantasy.
Comment by chris — February 16, 2006 @ 4:13 pm