On Saturday, three chums and I will embark on a week-long expedition to ski in Utah, as well as to corrupt all of the innocent, Mormon female youths. My goal for the trip is to have 14 wives and zero broken bones. Other than that, pretty much just wingin’ it. Our options are:
Alta - 128″ base, powder + groomed, 116 runs
Beaver Mountain - 87″ base, machine packed, 30 runs
Deer Valley - 90″ base, packed powder, 92 runs
Park City - 92″ base, groomed, 101 runs
Snowbird - 116″ base, machine groomed, 84 runs
Solitude - 118″ base, packed powder, 64 runs
The Canyons - 79″ base, packed powder, 145 runs
knees up!
Comment by guapoLuvr — February 1, 2006 @ 5:21 pm
Jealous jealous. Alta is amazing and used to be known as the locals’ mountain (may be less so now). When I was there a chick riding the lift with me busted out the Jesus talk in the middle of an otherwise normal conversation — out of the blue! So watch out. And if you want to blend in, it’s Al-ta (as in Al Bundy), not All-ta (as in All in the Family)
Comment by mo!!y — February 2, 2006 @ 10:26 am
Why not just come to Colorado? The beer isn’t 3.2 and the chicks aren’t Mormon. That’s actually one of the new state slogans.
Comment by Earl Boykins: Next Bronco QB — February 2, 2006 @ 1:39 pm
I’ve skiied Colorado a few times already, and have gotten into my only bar fights there.
And, we gets free room & board in the ‘tah.
Comment by chris — February 2, 2006 @ 3:23 pm