2006 Bonnaroo lineup released

Tickets go on sale on Feb. 11th @ 10 AM. I have a strong feeling that I’m going. The acts are better than Coachella, it’s much closer, and, hell, the whole thing is just better. Be there or be square.

Most excited about: Radiohead
Best individual: tie: Beck/Buddy Guy
Best individual name: Toubab Krewe
Best really old act: Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Best DJ: Sasha
Best beat box: Balkan Beat Box
Best “Steel” band: Steel Pulse
Best “&…” act: Ricky Skaggs & Kentucky Thunder

Official Bonnaroo website

On Saturday, three chums and I will embark on a week-long expedition to ski in Utah, as well as to corrupt all of the innocent, Mormon female youths. My goal for the trip is to have 14 wives and zero broken bones. Other than that, pretty much just wingin’ it. Our options are:

Alta - 128″ base, powder + groomed, 116 runs
Beaver Mountain - 87″ base, machine packed, 30 runs
Deer Valley - 90″ base, packed powder, 92 runs
Park City - 92″ base, groomed, 101 runs
Snowbird - 116″ base, machine groomed, 84 runs
Solitude - 118″ base, packed powder, 64 runs
The Canyons - 79″ base, packed powder, 145 runs

Stephanie from Full House talks about meth addiction

Now there’s some trivia. Which Full House cast member was addicted to meth? Not Marykate? Not Ashley? Not Saget? Color me shocked. She was like the 90’s Jan Brady, which explains the meth.

Related: Beauty Tips from Meth Addicts

Dennis Rodman resigns as Lingerie Bowl Commissioner

The event’s future is in chaos, as directors plan not to name Asst. Commish Mugsy Bogues to full duties. There was a nationwide search for a person qualified enough to manage scores of sexy models playing football in lingerie. Don’t bother applying, I’ve already accepted the position.

Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth

Imagine Ashlee Simpson and Eddie Van Halen on stage together…

Chandelier made from every human bone

Only in Czechland.

Graphic sex ed freaks students out

Teaching that to 5th-grade boys is like teaching pole-vaulting to quadraplegics.