Something in my skull just popped. I can feel my brain leaking. Why, O Lord, why? Please, please, please, please, please say it ain’t so. Fellas, fellas, take some time off for yourselves, do whatever, chill, get away from it for a while, sip on some ‘ritas, take a trip to Barbados, learn how to quilt. Whatever. Just don’t tell me it’s over for good.
Celtics trade Davis, Blount to T’Wolves for Szcxzcwzcerbiak, Oklololkoanaoandi
We got rid of Blount! Hooooowee! So awesome. I’m diggin this trade. Should be an interesting rest of the year.
Other dimensions might soon be detected
Ah, is there anything neutrino detectors can’t do?
Russian Soldier Loses Legs, Genitals After Hazing
I know it’s like -96°F there these days, but is that an excuse to ruin the bottom half of a man? I think I’d just rather have ‘em go ahead and do the top half while they’re at it.

