Hamas wins upset victory in Palestinian election
Well, I’m not really sure what it all means, but sounds like democracy is about to backfire in our faces. Some say this is the biggest upset since Villanova beat Georgetown in ‘85, but I don’t think it’s that big. Villanova was the #8 seed, for crying out loud. I’ve always thought Patrick Ewing was a human microcosm of the U.S..
Including deephotsex.com. The family has rachelandneil.org, but 2/3 of the family’s dead, so it’s weird to look at. The guestbook has tons of comments since the murders. Four Mass. state investigators flew to England yesterday to track him down and question him. It ain’t lookin’ good for home skillet.
Spiderman gets ridiculously crappy makeover
He’s got like 10 arms + claws. Good luck, Tobey Maguire.
Arctic Monkeys set to have fastest-selling debut
That’s some insane hype. They’re breaking Hear’Say’s record! Holy sh… meh.
It’s truly astounding how at least 9 outta 10 times, what starts as a discussion of democracy in Palistine, evolves to Patrick Ewing as a microcosm! … You just can’t avoid it!
Comment by Dangle — January 26, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
Patrick Ewing is more involved with the politics of emerging nation-states than you can ever imagine.
East Timor? Yep, that was his doing.
Comment by chris — January 26, 2006 @ 2:18 pm
Patrick Ewing single-handedly killed somewhere close to 12,000 East Timoreans. They were no match for his inside power and couldn’t come anywhere close to containing him on the boards. Mismatch the whole way.
Want to really blow your mind? Think about how many would have died if Ewing and Shaq were involved. We’re talking holocaust here. Maybe throw in the outside shooting of Ray Allen and some defense from Bowen and it’s possible that the entirety of East Asia could have been wiped off the map.
Genocidal maniacs.
Comment by Hey, the Nuggets beat the Spurs! — January 26, 2006 @ 2:28 pm
It’s horrifying to think the amount of damage and death those four could inflict on a people. Throw in Chauncey Billups’ dazzling assist-to-turnover ratio, and the death toll could be in the millions.
This veritable dream team of death, led by Patrick Ewing’s unquenchable thirst for blood, is more dangerous than most countries, and if we don’t get Chuck Norris involved soon, we’ll be living the rest of our lives in underground shelters.
Comment by chris — January 26, 2006 @ 2:38 pm
Oh holy Christ…adding Billups to the mix is simply unfair. Is there anyone you’d rather rely on to murder that crucial 4-5,000 women and/or children late in the 4th quarter when you absolutely depend on it? I think not.
Comment by Hey, the Nuggets beat the Spurs! — January 26, 2006 @ 2:50 pm
Billups’ crossover dribble is known around the league and the world as the “Corpse Maker”.
And in the 4th, no one’s better at buryin’ those babies. Deep. Literally.
Comment by chris — January 26, 2006 @ 3:14 pm
Ahhh…the “Corpse Maker.” He started working on that one during his time here at the University of Colorado. That sorority had no idea what hit them. There were blood-spattered wine coolers and severed body parts everywhere. Of course the damned liberal media wanted to make a big issue of it, but c’mon, how many times in your life do you get the chance to witness the birth of greatness? No wonder he decided to enter the draft early. There was only so much murderous rampaging he could learn in college ball. Sure, it took him a while to find his groove in the NBA, but once he finally developed into his full potential…I mean look out! Remember what he did to the Sudan? Unbelievable.
Comment by Hey, the Nuggets beat the Spurs! — January 26, 2006 @ 3:44 pm
I guess that’s why it was such a big deal for the CU football recruiting sex scandal. They didn’t want to have another hundred dead chicks on their hands.
In a cryptic tape sent to the Pentagon, Billups once derided his time with the Boston Celtics as the “motivation for his pain”, which lead him to go from local killer to worldwide slaughterer.
The problem is that he doesn’t have any vendettas against specific cultures or races. He just kills for the joy of killing.
Comment by chris — January 26, 2006 @ 3:53 pm
But in this time of “How much will I get paid?” and “What’s in it for me?” type mentalities, isn’t it refreshing to know that there is someone out there that appreciates continent-wide genocide in it’s purest form? It may not make a good story, but it harkens back to a time when athletes played the game because it was something they had dreamed about (and worked hard for) since they were children.
Chauncey was once quoted as saying, “I remember when I was just a little shortie, ballin’ up in Park Hill, hearin’ about what was going down in Central America. I remember thinkin’ ‘Damn, I gotta get into some of that action.’ I mean, you had Reagan all up in that bitch holdin’ up right-wing dictatorships usin’ drug money and profits from arms deals…shit, man…I just knew that somehow I was going to get into that. I ain’t no paramilitary or some shit like that, but I done damage. Can’t nobody go an take that away from me.”
Comment by Hey, the Nuggets beat the Spurs! — January 26, 2006 @ 4:13 pm