Drinking
The old-fashioned way. Quenches your raging thirst for booze and keeps millions of bartenders employed all at the same time. Various styles, methods, and equipment are involved in drinking, easily making it the world’s #1 pastime. Especially Ireland.
Webtender.com
Injecting
Not for the squeamish or AIDS-stricken.
How to inject alcohol into unruly kids
Syringe o’ Beer
Breathing
Impossible? Cool? Neither. Some jackalopes made a freaking machine that enables you to breathe booze from a tube in 20-minute sessions. You can even become reseller in their pyramid scheme.
Alcohol Without Liquid Machine (AWOL)
Snorting
Flip over a shot glass, put as much alcohol on there as you can, and snort away. Unless you’ve got a way to cut alcohol up on a mirror.
Myspace Vodka Snorting group
Pill-popping
They ain’t on the market yet, but someday. Soommedaaay.
Beer pill proposal
Note: Unfortunately, at this time, due to the molecular limitations of our cell membranes, osmosis of alcohol is not possible, but we’re trying to fix that.
hey cant you put it in ur ass and get drunk that way to?
Ashley
Comment by Ashley — December 3, 2007 @ 2:16 pm
Yes! I seen it on MANswers, but it can totally kill you.
Comment by Hollywood — January 15, 2009 @ 2:38 pm
I tired that ass thing but hell like it didnt work!!
Comment by Chura — May 6, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
Put some ecstasy and booze up your ass at the same time!
Niipah~~!
Comment by MaudKip — May 15, 2009 @ 4:45 am
you fucking absolute class a pedigre bell-ends! sort your fucking lives out, you wierdo’s. only thing you shiove up ur ass is a 15 inch black dildo thats come straight out of ur mommas poo hole!… cock.
Comment by neil wood — August 15, 2010 @ 5:59 am