Theo’s Back!

Sweetness. Now we can trade for Miggy and get rid of Wells. I don’t think I can handle another season of D. Wells. Now all Theo has to do is get Damon back. Ugh. Maybe he can swing a deal for Ken Griffey, Jr. What could possibly go wrong?

Newton DPW employee busted in whore sting

I’ve met the dude. The jackalope tried to pick up some hooker (undercover cop) with four of his friends in a City of Newton truck. Needless to say, homeboy is soon to be unemployed.

Fan Confronted By Antonio Davis Speaks

If he’s telling the truth, that ho needs to be slapped.

Peaches Geldof calls for end of silly names

I agree. It’s not a cool way to show creativity. Change your own name, idiots. Think of the children!

Blind woman recovers sight after heart attack

How else was she gonna get her sight back?