Avery Haines be her name. Getting fired for hilariously insensitive remarks is her game. She’s still a TV personality, despite her own mouth.
January 20, 2006
Emily Haines’ Sister 
Friday
Sweetness. Now we can trade for Miggy and get rid of Wells. I don’t think I can handle another season of D. Wells. Now all Theo has to do is get Damon back. Ugh. Maybe he can swing a deal for Ken Griffey, Jr. What could possibly go wrong?
Newton DPW employee busted in whore sting
I’ve met the dude. The jackalope tried to pick up some hooker (undercover cop) with four of his friends in a City of Newton truck. Needless to say, homeboy is soon to be unemployed.
Fan Confronted By Antonio Davis Speaks
If he’s telling the truth, that ho needs to be slapped.
Peaches Geldof calls for end of silly names
I agree. It’s not a cool way to show creativity. Change your own name, idiots. Think of the children!
Blind woman recovers sight after heart attack
How else was she gonna get her sight back?
