Pam Anderson wants Colonel Sanders bust removed
Look, Pam Anderson can do whatever she wants, as long as it’s not in Kentucky. Don’t you be touching our Colonel Sanders bust, you tramp. Don’t even think about it. Get your dirty jugs out of our state, and stay out.
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Axl Rose sues Beverly Hills car dealer
Still waiting on that album, dude…
Clinton says he didn’t use warrantless wiretaps
Bush sucks.
Doctor: Palmer knee injury ‘potentially career-ending’
“On a scale of one to three, it was a four. It was off the chart. It was pretty badly damaged — shredded is the better term.”
Errant campus-wide email confuse Alabama students
See? News happens in Alabama. Sorta.
