Beijing (AP) – Recently, Beijing 2008 Olympic mascot JingJing went on a killing spree, shocking billions in China and around the world. He reportedly left his apartment early in the morning, and once he obtained a gun illegally, he kidnapped a street whore, decapitated her, and played baseball with her head. These shocking photos were snapped by a passer-by.

Beijing police vow to find the killer before he strikes again. Please contact them if you have any information.

New nickels coming soon

Why on this green earth did they make TJ face forward? So disturbing. Little does TJ know, though, that we know he got jiggy with his slaves. Ha! Does anyone even use nickels anymore? I just throw ‘em away.

Man Gets Death for Killing Man Thought to Be Antichrist

We’ve all had a talking bull tell us Alabama means Antichrist, but did we do anything about it?

50, maybe 300 dead in Hajj stampede

For crying out loud, can’t anyone stampede properly anymore?

Dumbass wears snowman shirt to court

Young Jeezy may think you’re a “cool dude”, but the judge charging you with murder may not. Is it just me or was Young Jeezy the best name of 2005?