Woman backs over fire hydrant with minivan
Thar she blows! Like a hump on a snow hill, it’s Moby Dick. Those book commercials back in the day used to freak me out. But, over time, I learned to cope with them through humor such as women driving over fire hydrants. Ah, God bless ‘em, they try.
Woman who died in ‘03 left in front of TV
Check out the cool note she left.
Hockey mascot burned during performance
I salute you, Puckhead. I wish there were more fire-breathing mascot tricks in minor league hockey.
“His representatives argued he landed the prestigious job as Camilla’s bodyguard only because he was black.” I would definitely call making him her bodyguard “racial discrimination”, but it’s discrimination to give anyone that job. A horse doesn’t need a bodyguard. Psh.
Behold, the breeding of squirrels and rats has begun.

