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Since Saturday was promised to be sunny, it was designated as Turkey Fryin’ Day. After the illustrious Morrone Turkey Fryer was assembled, we set out and picked up a tank of propane, 4+ gallons of vegetable oil, and 1 unassuming fresh 17-lb. turkey from Whole Foods.

We did the water test to figure out how much oil it would take. As it turned out, the turkey was a little too big, so we had to drain some of the boiling oil out once we got it lit. After carefully dunking as to avoid a Vesuvius-like tragedy, the bird rested in place. There was bubblin’ crude coming out the top of the pot and flames shooting out from underneath, but that didn’t stop us; we were on a mission.

It takes about 3 minutes/pound of turkey when the gas is turned up to “loud”, so after about an hour of frying the bird with 170,000 BTU of love @ 325°F, we popped that sucka out, dried off the oil and sat down to eat.

If you’ve never fried a turkey, let alone even tried it fried, you must do so ASAP. You’ll end up with a pile of delicious poultry in mere minutes. Well worth the danger.

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Man, woman are fatally shot in Allston

I took this pic (right) with my phone while walking to my car this morning, figuring that a bunch of newsvans are picture-worthy. The reason they were there is b/c a couple of people got shot for selling Barry Bonds fake steroids. Bonds reportedly ordered a hit on the two after a batch he was sold contained gravy instead of THG.

Amputees get good money playing injured in war games

Attention, severely-crippled veterans: there are plenty of job opportunities at Fort Polk, Louisiana, working as actors playing semi-conscious, shell-shocked, blown-apart soldiers. If you have a history of traumatic flashbacks, please do not apply.

Voters choose between Blunt, Boehner to replace DeLay

Pretty much men vs. women.

Ford to release U2-honoring, Murano-copying ‘Edge’

Ford will soon unleash a hybrid SUV that looks exactly like the Nissan Murano and is a tribute to the Irish rocker, The Edge. The guitarist designed the interior, which comes complete with built-in, non-stop muzak from his classical acoustic collection.