Baja Betty’s Burritos
Unfortunately, Betty is about 90 years old and her legs look like Baja California

Chef Chow’s
It’s actually pronounced “CHef SHow”, not “SHef CHow”

Fugakyu Japanese Cuisine
Fugak me? Fugakyu, too, @%#hole!

Jera’s Juice & The Rap
Wasn’t there an 80’s cartoon with the same name?

Longwood Grille & Bar
‘Nuff said.

Pizzapalooza
Gone! You suck!

Rod Dee
“Rowdy” Rod Dee, as the owner is known, often comes around to your table and shows you some of his Thai kickboxing moves. Ask to see the “Fiery Donkey”

Shalom Hunan Restaurant
There is no finer blending of Hebrew and Chinese cultures. Except for when China gets Seinfeld re-runs in 2025.

12 Miners Pronounced Alive, Then Dead At W.Va. Collapse

What’s the one way to make a tragic situation worse? Give false hope and have it quickly backfire. Seems like they’d be able to tell the difference between “alive” and “dead”. At least one of them survived, which is one more than just about anyone but the families expected. Pret. ty. Ridiculous.

Kiteboarder Swept Off Shore, Into Building By Wind Gust

What a “kitemare”, indeed.

Pirate Party targets Swedish elections

While on one hand, I like the idea of downloading pirates getting some political power, I would also like to see real pirates regain control of Swedish parliament.

Teacher doesn’t forfeit pension

On the last day of his 40-year teaching career, this dude fondled and kissed a 17-year-old girl to celebrate his retirement. I, personally, think the filthball should lose it all, seeing as he committed it on a minor in the school that’s paying his pension. Either way, I hope everyone sends a letter to:

Thomas V. Collins, 20 Kinsley Lane, Mendon, MA 01756
to let him know how sketchy he is.