At Café la Maison this weekend, I ate an ungodly but delicious amount of:

Duck breasts, steak filets, snow crab claws, shrimp cocktail, clams casino, caviar, escargot, crabcakes, chicken caesar salad, couscous, green beans, bbq sandwiches, potato salad, cole slaw, baked beans, salsa omelette, hash browns, sausage, pecan pie and a turkey BLT. Not to mention the wine, beer, vodka and bourbon. Why am I still hungry?

Best… restaurant… ever…

New Orleans Police Shoot, Kill Man With Knife on Tape

Oink. Doesn’t anyone shoot people in the leg anymore? It’s weird, this whole thing turned out just like the final scene of Lethal Weapon 4. Except Jet Li was a slower, older, crazier black dude.

Study shows how alcohol damages bones

I wish I had no bones! Boom Chakkalakal!

Osama’ hot niece poses for GQ

If she was one of the Bin Ladens that got out of the country on special flights on 9/11/01, then it’s all good.

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Europe set to launch GPS-rival Galileo system

I’m calling it now. World War III will be the U.S. vs. Europe & China. Step right up, place your bets now.
Current odds: EU/Ch @ 4-to-1, US @ 10,000-to-1

UMass student lied about being visited by Feds

“The 22-year-old student tearfully admitted he made the story up…” LOL, what a fruitcake.