Double-Mouthed Trout Pulled From Nebraska Lake

Ain’t she cute? The man who caught her says he might sell her to an Asian food distributor because fish jaw soup is a delicacy in several countries, and a fish with two jaws would be obviously worth twice as much. Delish.

Li’l Kim’s letter from prison

Wow, she is getting roughed up…

Kentucky judge upholds ten commandments display

He said the ACLU brought “tiresome” arguments and that the organization does not represent a “reasonable person.” Basically, “get the hell out of our state.”

Gillette to launch six-blade “Fusion” razor in Super Bowl

The fusion part of the razor will be that you can cut your hair, dice vegetables, and trim hedges with it.