The transit strike has thrown NYC into chaos, turning the normally quiet town into a flaming ball of death and destruction. Mayor Bloomberg has vowed to bring in over 1,000,000 Segways into the City to relieve traffic problems, but experts estimate that it will require more than 10,000,000 of them to be effective. The mayor also urged residents not to panic, but his words appear unheeded, as angry mobs have already destroyed much of Lower Manhattan.
Dollar Coins Would Depict Ex-Presidents
Replacing Sacagawea and Susan B. with presidents: just another way the Bush administration is setting women back 100 years.
Stalin Planned Army of Ape-Man Super-Warriors
Somewhere right now, Charlton Heston is polishing his rifle in a cold sweat. But that’s just what he does in the morning.
Astros’ Owner Buys Oswalt a Bulldozer
McLane promised it to him if he beat the Cards in Game 6 and he did. If I had one, I would bulldoze my rival high school, Union.
American Skier Wins World Cup, Cow
There’s a touching pic of Lindsey and her new cow. I would pay anything to see the cow ski.
Related: Peking Univ. cow ski area problem
Ha Ha – the joke is on you! stupid french cow farmers!
Is there any other kind of French cow farmer?
yes, there are the retarded french cow farmers and the zoophile french cow farmers, but I see your point, that stupid is kind of implied in “french”