Four Vikings Charged in Party Boat Incident
Culpepper, McKinnie, Smoot, and Moe Williams are taking the fall. As the investigation unfolds, we will hear about how Fred Smoot forced a woman to shave Daunte Culpepper’s entire body, and how McKinnie and Williams performed lascivious deeds on a goat. The goat’s owner says it was the first time it had been on a boat, and that it will probably be it’s last.
Senate rejects renewal of Patriot Act
I’m not a big fan of the stupid thing. There’s hardly anything patriotic about it. Basically just involves giving a lot of money to paramilitary dolphins and developing better shades for the terror color chart.
Zarqawi captured, mistakenly released last year
I’m not surprised. I bet even Osama has been captured and released.
Frog-shaped infant surprises hospital staff
The one thing I love about Yemen is that it’s never shy about it’s frog-shaped babies. Keep ‘em comin!
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