Smith finds fax; Morris will return Jan. 10

Tubby was rummaging through his desk and found a fax that ‘A’Dolph sent him that said something like “I’m testing the waters”, so once they sent it to the NCAA, Morris’ suspension was reduced to a half-season (14 games), which means he’ll be back soon. We need him worse than a goat needs his tin cans, so we’ll take him.

Like ESPN says: why did this take so long? Is Tubby that sloppy or did they just fabricate it?

Kentucky coach says Williams has bright future

Yeah, ok. Whoever he is. He can’t be that good if he can’t get any PT from the bums we have out there now.

10 reasons not to be blue over the Blue

No championships are won or lost in December. True.

Rajon’s confused, unsure

Obviously.

Dude gets 19 boards one night, none another. Can sort of make assists, but definitely can’t drive & kick. He can run the break, but it usually breaks more than it runs.

Palacios sits out practice, likely to play

Bum ankle. We need to make him move around the court. Maybe set his shorts on fire.

Car dealer sued over hilarious deal with elderly man

The salesman talked some 82-year-old dude with dementia into trading his $31,000 car for a $15,000 one. Classic.

The Elderly War is favoring the young in Idaho. Keep up the good work, brother.

Dumb Mass. state rep. proposes soccer helmet law

They better be heavy-duty helmets capable of withstanding the beatings the kids would take from cool kids for wearing those sissy things.

Baby tossed from burning building like a football

After review, the receiver caught the 3-month-old and maintained possession while getting both feet down in bounds. The play stands. Touchdown.

US, entire EU, China, Russia, Canada, and pretty much everyone else critical of Iran president’s remarks

Let’s flip the script. Let’s call him “Hitler” and see how he likes that.

CPI falls 0.6%, biggest drop since 1949

All that this means is that the reaming we took in gas & oil prices after Katrina is over. Prices of pretty much everything else went up though. Don’t let anyone confuse you, inflation is not in the bag, and energy prices are still up over 18% this year. Stupid bastard statistics.