North Dakota Chick Wins America’s Next Top Model

Last night, with the DePaul/Wake Forest game as my only other option, I turned to our beloved UPN and found the season finale of America’s Next Top Model. I quickly muted the TV and began to settle into the show. It was a bunch of crap, but I semi-watched until the end, because the Victoria’s Secret show was on next. That was a hell of a show, of course also on mute, just in case one of them got interviewed.

Four Boston rappers shot in home studio

Pushing Boston’s homicide rate to a 10-year-high, these victims were capped in a house next door to an anti-violence clergyman, allgedly by a white dude named Fat Boy who drives a black Escort. A possible motive in the slayings may be a song recorded by the rappers called “Hey Fattie Fat Fat Tubbs”, which may have triggered a reaction from the obese man.

Iran Presidents calls Holocaust a ‘myth’

He also suggested that Israel be moved to “Europe, Canada, the United States, or Alaska.” Meanwhile, right now, several American death-ray satellites are moving over Tehran.

Follow-up: Peru’s ‘mermaid’ girl doing well

Her aunt, an evil Sea Witch, however, has plans to lock her in a giant clam, so no prince could find her.