Jet slides off Chicago runway, kills six-year-old

I’m surprised this doesn’t happen a lot more often. Those fly-boys always wait till the last minute to put the brakes on, and between the snow and Midway’s placement of a runway next to a busy street, these bozos didn’t stand a chance. I’ve always felt that I’d be safer at the Battle of Midway than at Midway Airport.

New machine enables gamblers to bet play-by-play

Screw the point spread. That’s old school. Now we can bet on every pass, shot, or pitch. If you want to make some cash this year, bet on every Josh Beckett pitch being a strike, and Allen Iverson missing all of his shots.

Man Creates Paris Hilton Christmas Shrine

Jeebus would hit that.

The number on everyone’s mind: 8.86631016

One game away from pure immortality.