Diamond Dallas Sues Jay-Z Over Hand Sign
I thought this was America, people. Can’t a brotha just flash a sign? Don’t we have bigger fish to fry than suing each other over stuff like this?
The “Diamond Cutter” hand sign was invented by the wrestler, but it was ganked like a Sly & the Family Stone bass riff by a rapper who loves his ice. I say, fair is fair, but if we need to have a big Gangs of New York-style rumble to settle this, so be it.
Twenty San Francisco cops suspended for offensive videos
First the Niners, now the cops? What is up with San Francisco and scandalously offensive organizational tapes? It’s like an artsy idiot’s San Fernando Valley.
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Red Sox deal Renteria to Braves for Marte
The Sox just scored a wicked phat dope prospect and dumped a guy who didn’t impress anyone. Renteria never seemed to jive in Fenway last year, so best of luck, and enjoy the Dirty South.
Carey, Legend, West lead Grammy nods
Choo, choo. The crap train is pulling into the station. I’m just counting the days until Mariah Carey retires. I hope we get a ridiculous speech from Kanye and perhaps a soy bomb appearance during the Springsteen/Stefani duet.
