Model Accused Of Hiring Hit Man To Kill For Cheese
This chick is the exact type of model that would owe an agency $7,900. But anyway, she hilariously mistook huge blocks of white cheese for cocaine when she tried to gank it from the gang that she wanted to kill. Speaking of, I’m glad there are no such things as cheese-flavored drinks.
NBC, Following ABC, Will Sell TV Shows on iTunes
Give this a few years…
Three Tennessee boys busted for fake $20 bill
By a waitress at Sonic. Smooth, fellas.
Crazy 83-year-old Florida woman hit with $1.8 million fine for not mowing yard
She said it was her constitutional right to keep the lawn that way. Big mistake. Is she saying a fine for an unkempt yard is excessive or what? The village smacked her with a $1,000 fine a day, totalling up to $.0018 billion, which she’ll appeal for sure under the 8th Amendment.
Don Ho Undergoes Experimental Heart Surgery
Ho-meboy had a stem cell injection performed in Thailand, where “Even the company admits its not sure why, but it said all 10 of its patients so far have gotten better.” Hey, if it’s good enough for The Ho, it’s good enough for me. Peep the chill Hawaiian philosophy lesson at the end.
