Man hooks up 12 satellite dishes on front porch
Imagine: over 5,000 tv and radio stations. Being able to watch Charles In Charge in 12 languages, see how bad French tv really is, and listen Alabama’s only media outlet, radio station WEIS 990 AM
Well done, old man, well done.
Pregnant Woman Struck, Killed On I-55
The Elderly War against us has exploded on the Midwest Front. Not only was a 24-year-old woman taken out, but her unborn child as well. The Elderly behind the wheel, whose name is unknown, escaped prosecution by reportedly baking police warm apple pies. We have to fight back. Steal groceries out of old ladies’ bags!
Holliston Man Shot In Outhouse
This is a record 34th time an outhouse-related shooting has happened in Vermont this year. State officials plan to introduce a bill making it illegal to possess firearms within 100 yards of any outhouse. Outhouse incidents are the #2 cause of death in the state behind wool-shearing accidents.
