Red Sox get Beckett, Lowell in trade
Muahahaha! We just landed the latest, greatest Yankee killer. Beckett, who’s my age, earned himself the 2003 World Series MVP by giving up 2 ER over 16+ IP, including a CG SHO in Game 6. We also scored Mike Lowell’s insane contract, his 2005 Gold Glove, and a perfect replacement for Mueller. All we had to give up was Hanley Ramirez, who will either be the next A-Rod or the next Carlos Guillen, and a guy named Anibal Sanchez. Ah, so close to being Unibal Sanchez.
Note: he isn’t related to the Beckett Baseball Card Guide
Robber Holds Up Bar With Ham Sandwich
Mmmm, gun-shaped ham.
Merkel becomes Germany’s first woman chancellor
I’d rather be known as the “Cancellor”, and just go around cancelling things.
Gary Glitter may face firing squad over child-sex charges
Suddenly, this is turning into one of the best long-running news stories of the last 15 years. It was definitely all fun and games for us back when homeboy was busted for kiddie porn. And now, with allegations of the former glam rocker doing the dirty a 12-year-old girl in Vietnam, and him possibly being shot for it, this transcends the tabloids.
Would it be weird if the Vietnamese firing squad played “Rock and Roll Part 2,” to warm up?
Comment by SlackMaster9000 — November 22, 2005 @ 11:53 am
I imagine Gary Glitter has that song playing in the background 24/7. Like, when he’s doing his laundry, grocery shopping, or mowing the yard. Sort of like that one Starbucks commercial, but with much more emotional scarring.
Comment by chris — November 22, 2005 @ 12:08 pm
mmmmmm, did someone say ham?
Comment by John — November 22, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
Gary Glitter did.
“ham” is Vietnamese for “someone please save my precious buhymen from Vietnamese pound-me-in-the-ass prison!”
Comment by chris — November 22, 2005 @ 3:59 pm