Christina Aguilera Marries Jordan Bratman
“The dinner was catered by L.A.’s Hamasaku restaurant and featured a ‘Christina Aguilera Roll’, a cut roll wrapped in soy paper with spicy tuna, rice, avocado and topped with sweet eel sauce.” We all know how much X-tina loves the sweet eel sauce. Also, their $3,500-a-night honeymoon room even features a fireplace. Ah, the life of a celebrity.
French rappers’ prophecies come true
French rappers? Honestly. Also, off the top of my head, it seems like Austria and Switzerland are the only European countries without their own national language. Pathetic.
Door thwarts quick exit for Bush
There’s video on that there page. I suggest ye watch. Captain Dumbass yet further illustrating why he’s the most awkward president we’ve had.
Man charged with selling phony crack
Note to self: refer to flour in terms of “rocks” from now on.
