Judge Removed From Bench After Holding Court In Strip Club For Reality Show

It seemed like a good idea at the time. It would’ve been perfect if… well, nevermind, it was pretty much perfect. Definitely worth getting thrown off the bench for. He should go ahead with the reality show. It’s not like bumpkins in Arkansas who watch would check his credentials or anything.

Vietnamese police on manhunt for Gary Glitter

After he spent time in the slammer for kiddie porn, homeboy moved to Cuba, then to Cambodia where he was kicked out b/c of “public outcry”. Then he ends up in Vietnam living with an underage girl and groping waitresses. Forget about writing one, this guy’s LIFE is a rock and roll anthem.

Pregnant woman claims right to use HOV lane

I think that if she’s allowed to use the HOV lane, that’s crazy, but I also think that people aren’t born until their born. Abortion debate commence… now…

Bears linemen fought at FBI shooting range

Unfortunately, they were only near the shooting range, and didn’t end up firing at each other or something else hilarious like that. You don’t often see the headline, “One Bear dead, another in custody…”