Let’s see, college kids have been getting openly and majorly trashed for hundreds of years, and people are still suprised by it? Oh wait, it’s Framingham State College. News from the 1820’s is just now getting there. A girl was groped! Holy Ezekiel, Jebediah!
Related: The dean responds
Baltimore is trying to rid itself of the nickname, “the Steroid City” with a move that will send two ‘roid-chuggin’ asterisks into free agency. I bet the Yankees get them both.
New Jersey seeks new state slogan
Over 4,000 entries and not a single positive one. Geez.
Follow-up: ‘Cool Mom’ gets 30 years for sex parties
Woah, supplying minors with booze, drugs, and sex is illegal?
Police uncover Southie crystal meth lab, sex dungeon
Guess what their sex dungeon is called. Yep, “The Dungeon”. Those crazy sex fiends are giving dungeons a bad name.
Follow-up: More details
