Handicapped hunters slaughter helpless animals
I’m not sure how much I’d feel like helping a handicapped person cross the street if they just got back from hunting game. Seems like a little loss of innocence there. If I was handicapped, I don’t think I’d be playing with that “harm the weak for no reason” fire.
Mom Offers Four-Year-Old Daughter for Sex on Craigslist
Probably not going to win any Mother of the Year awards in ‘05. Anyway, how does one come up with a figure of $500 for a stranger to have sex with one’s young child? It’d be even worse if that was negotiable.
Bush Didn’t Mislead on War, Adviser Says
This is just a technicality. It shouldn’t have happened. Heads should roll. Today alone, 785 people will be fired for napping on the job while the Dubya Plan keeps chuggin’.
Kazakhstan threatens to sue Borat
Booykasha.
If you go to the Bush article, there is a box and it says “what bloggers are saying about this article” and there is a link to Synapticblur..
we should like discuss this… or something..
Comment by skos — November 14, 2005 @ 1:53 pm
Well, personally, I think the Washington Post editors are a bunch of low-life scum, and everyone else who works there is just plain stupid.
(Waits…)
Comment by chris — November 14, 2005 @ 2:15 pm
Everybody knows that the Washington Post suppiled Rush Limbaugh with his pain killers and Oprah with her cheesecake…
Comment by skos — November 14, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Oprah eats a newspaper-sized piece of cheesecake every morning with breakfast. She did a whole show about her breakfast once.
The Washington Post also was the first major publication to review the porn movie, “Deep Throat”.
Comment by chris — November 14, 2005 @ 3:51 pm
The Washington Post once tried to tell America that “P-Diddy deserved a second chance”…
we all know that is wrong.. he had plenty of chances and blew it.
Comment by skos — November 14, 2005 @ 4:05 pm
Comment by chris — November 14, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
yeah that was almost as bad as their editorial “J-Lo’s ass is really not as big as Jupiter”… that editorial merely turned into a flame piece blaming Matt Damon for Ben and J-Lo’s breakup..
it made no sense whatsoever.. and really none of us cared.
Comment by SlackMaster9000 — November 14, 2005 @ 4:29 pm
Skaus…you were devistated when Ben and J-Lo broke up. Nothing short of a 30-pack of PBR and a chance to cordon off Rudman’s bed with Police Tape could shake you out of your funk. You just need to accept the fact that it’s not going to happen for those two. In retrospect, you really shouldn’t have written that editorial. You know as well as I do that Matt Damon had nothing to do with that break-up. We all know it was Mason’s fault.
Comment by Mr. Plummer — November 14, 2005 @ 5:45 pm
It really was Mason’s ass… I had some MIT students work up a causal theory connecting his ass to everything.. they called me a few weeks ago and said they were close…then i have not heard from them….
I wonder where they went or what happened to them..
oh crap!
Comment by SlackMaster9000 — November 15, 2005 @ 1:15 pm
Mason’s ass detected the investagatory theory and ordered him to cover the students with Easy-Cheese and eat them. Inevitably this will lead to a final battle between Mason’s ass and Matt Damon. Somehow this will result in gasoline prices increasing by about 50 cents per gallon. This means that ultimately OPEC is responsible for the Ben Affleck-JLo break-up. Fucking Saudis.
Comment by Mr. Plummer — November 15, 2005 @ 2:40 pm