French riots spread beyond Paris
I have to admit I haven’t been paying much attention to this lately, what with my space shuttle project and all. So I’m not sure what the riots are all about, other than some unemployed immigrants are kicking some serious ass. The French police are hoping to round the gangs up in an infamous pink holding pen, and cover them in pink gas.
Ummmm… Girl given slap on wrist for making a pit bull rape a 12-year-old boy
Holy Sweet Mother of God.
‘Ghetto parties’ the new rage among white college kids
Thankfully, this whole spiral of semi-subtle, anti-facetious self-mockery and pseudo-revolt isn’t for any point. The “ghettofication” of America’s upper-middle class is equivalent to guys in the 1700’s wearing powder and wigs.
Senator asks oil companies to devote 10% of $100 billion quarterly profit to needy families
Why does the oil & gas industry make $100 billion in profit every quarter? Are they evil? Is it the government’s fault? Why shouldn’t they? As a famous wide receiver once said, “Show me the money.”
