Hindus mad about postage stamp showing Hindus worshipping Jesus

“It is the equivalent of having a vicar in a dog collar bowing down to Lord Ram on a Diwali stamp,” some guy said.

First of all, “Lord Ram” is the coolest name I’ve ever heard. Makes He-Man look kinda silly. Secondly, why don’t we get stamps like this in America? Our stamps suck!

Make PETA President your assistant for a day

I would make her coordinate an anti-PETA rally, take her to KFC for lunch, then have her send a memo out to various media outlets that implicates herself in some sex-trade scandal. That’ll teach her.

M.C. Hammer Publishing Catalog Up For Sale

Ho… ly… crap. You can own 50% of “U Can’t Touch This” and a whopping 90% of “2 Legit 2 Quit”. This will definitely be the best “life purchase” made by whomever the buyer is. I’m considering going on a bank-robbing spree so I can be the one.

Chesney: Losing Zellweger Hurts Like Having TV Stolen

So right. Anyone who’s ever owned a big screen TV knows it’s a lot like a marriage. The emotional commitment, the financial risk, the tendency to turn something tiny into something huge. I would actually be willing to bet that the average American man hangs onto his big screen longer than his wife.