Newton, MA school cancels Halloween fun
Yeah, some nut job parents found the yearly Halloween celebration offensive towards their religious beliefs and whined about it to the mighty PTA.
Instead of Halloween, the kids get a “celebration of fall” next Friday. That’s just… as… cool. Way to have a backbone there, PTA.
Woman buys $1M lottery ticket with stolen credit card
A returned blocked field goal is a 10-point turnaround, which is pretty tough. But going from $1 million up to 12-15 years down is brutal. She actually collected $33k of it before anyone noticed. So close, yet so far.
Woman hangs self in tree mistaken for Halloween display
She must’ve done it just to mess with people. Aha ha, you got us. But, why else would you hang yourself in a tree in a yard on a busy street other than for a deadly prank? Is this common in Delaware?
It’s that time of year again!
Synapticblur’s Wide World of Prostitutes:
New Jersey: Princeton mom a prostitute?
Ghana: Prostitute rocks prominent businessman
England: Killer chopped up prostitute ‘in panic’
Hawaii: Man pays trannie prostitute with stolen check
California: Brooke Shields is pregnant again
oh for a second i was worried and thought Rob may have stolen my checkbook while I lived at Imrie… I guess he must have stolen Bill’s.
Comment by SlackMaster9000 — October 28, 2005 @ 12:32 pm
By the way, when you load the Delaware story do you get the ad with the elderly woman standing under the tree with her arms open? cause that is really weird when placed next to that story.
Comment by SlackMaster9000 — October 28, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
When Bill has “Transvestite Prostitute” on the memo of his checks, it’s not a joke like the way we do it. He’s dead serious.
And yeah, that ad freaked me out too. I kept staring at it hoping it would turn into the hanging woman
Comment by chris — October 28, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
doh!!
I think they changed the ad… i am waiting for a USA Today style retraction for the unfortunate mistake…come on delaware online you owe us!
Comment by skos — October 28, 2005 @ 8:51 pm