Newton, MA school cancels Halloween fun
Yeah, some nut job parents found the yearly Halloween celebration offensive towards their religious beliefs and whined about it to the mighty PTA.
Instead of Halloween, the kids get a “celebration of fall” next Friday. That’s just… as… cool. Way to have a backbone there, PTA.
Woman buys $1M lottery ticket with stolen credit card
A returned blocked field goal is a 10-point turnaround, which is pretty tough. But going from $1 million up to 12-15 years down is brutal. She actually collected $33k of it before anyone noticed. So close, yet so far.
Woman hangs self in tree mistaken for Halloween display
She must’ve done it just to mess with people. Aha ha, you got us. But, why else would you hang yourself in a tree in a yard on a busy street other than for a deadly prank? Is this common in Delaware?
It’s that time of year again!
Synapticblur’s Wide World of Prostitutes:
New Jersey: Princeton mom a prostitute?
Ghana: Prostitute rocks prominent businessman
England: Killer chopped up prostitute ‘in panic’
Hawaii: Man pays trannie prostitute with stolen check
California: Brooke Shields is pregnant again
