Oswalt smacks Cards, Astros advance to first World Series
Roy Oswalt is the man. He was throwing 95 to 97 mph fastballs and making the Cards look as bad as they did in the World Series last year. Edmonds is a born loser, all he can do is make catches. Reggie? Reggie Sanders? The Astros-White sox World Series may feature some of the best pitching we’ve ever seen.
The first game is on Saturday during the Broken Social Scene concert, which makes me extremely angry. For once in my life, I’m glad Avalon lets out early, so I can catch some of the game at least.
Michael Jackson called for jury service
Something tells me the lawyers for both sides will take one look at each other, bust out laughing, and promptly dismiss Jacko for “a slew” of reasons.
Family Finds Bullet In Pork Roast
That reminds me of the place in Cambridge that says “Live Poultry Fresh Killed”. I wonder if they cap the chickens.
World War II Airman Found Frozen in Glacier
How embarassing. To get shot down in the “Great War” only to be found 60 years later swallowed by a glacier? Couldn’t he have, like, crawled away from it?
Woman dies after microwaving her clothes
Bwaaahahahahahhahhahhhahahahaaaa, oh, man.
Official Darwin Award contestant.
